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A Giggle but please No disrespect to my irish friends lol but ..... Posted by SilverWaters (VIP) Apr 15 2012 5:22AM An Irish priest was transferred to Texas. Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station. The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?" "And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann's Catholic Church. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o'yer lads to take care of the matter?" Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!" There was dead silence on the line for a long moment....... Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin first, which is the reason for my call." Funny! Posted by golfher Apr 23 2012 7:35PM That was a great joke!!! wow Posted by Isoprophanal (VIP) May 1 2012 7:58PM im irish and am rofl :) Posted by totally_on_tilt Aug 13 2012 9:36PM I like it. |
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