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just a few more to make u smile !! Apparently Winston Churchill loved these

just a few more to make u smile !! Apparently Winston Churchill loved these
Posted by SilverWaters (VIP) May 31 2012 4:57AM
    


1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. 2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list. 3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong. 5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. 6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left. 8. They begin the evening news with 'Good Evening,' then proceed to tell you why it isn't. 9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research. 13. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. *This next one is the Ultimate in How it actually is lol * ....... *** Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.**** Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman. 16. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory. 17. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. 18. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. 20. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure. 21. You're never too old to learn something stupid. 22. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. 23. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. 24. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.



:)
Posted by Zazi Jun 4 2012 12:49AM
    


I repeat.... :)



nice
Posted by totally_on_tilt Aug 13 2012 9:28PM
    


number 4 is my fav



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